"I was born in the city of Preston, famous for having the biggest bus station in Europe (circa 1985), the tallest church in England and the first KFC in Britain. Oh, and I think Fred the weatherman, who used to appear on This Morning, once had a doughnut in Chorley, which is nearby. However, I now reside in the little town of Ekots in the North West of England, famous for its dead bears and elderly blacksmiths. My hobbies include ironing and hiding things.
"I have been performing comedy since early 2005 and have appeared in hundreds of venues across the UK. Oh, and when I was four Rod Hull and Emu got me up on stage in Butlins. I still have the emotional and physical scars to this day. R.I.P."
"Like a good sandwich, the middle bit was the best bit of the show. Back at the club by popular demand, Phil Ellis had spectators eating out of his hand with his wild gesticulations and zany observations." - Eastwood and Kimberley Advertiser (3rd October 2007)