THE XS-ive

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Donate Monthly to unlock PERKKKKSSS

– Gold XS Malarkey Pin.
– Exclusive XS-Ive membership card designed by Jon Turner.
– A perpetual ticket for all of our shows during your subscription.
– 1 XS Malarkey Lifetime membership to give to a friend (with exclusive friend membership card designed by Jon Turner).
– Birthday + Christmas cards from Toby & the gang (bandname?).
–30% discount on XS Merch
– Your name / message projected during the interval of our Tuesday shows.
– Custom bsky @xsmalarkey.com username if you want(at our discretion? No racists or anybody who does libelous online things?)